Meet David, a Gulf Coast Liberal

For years David has has to endure the wrath of his family and neighbors.  Haunted with cheers of “Bush liberated 50 million people!”  and taunted with jibes of “Why do you hate America?”, David has been persecuted for his beliefs. From a small, closed minded town along the Gulf Coast, David, A Liberal, has been ostracized, spit on, and called a Commie Faggot.  Even his girlfriend has been called a Commie Faggot.

With the future of the Gulf Coast in shreds, it’s time David be airlifted out of Red State Hell.

Won’t you Adopt this Gulf State Liberal so he can live a normal life, with normal, educated, sane Americans?

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